Browsing the blog archives for August, 2010

Canon EOS 60 and DUAL CAMERA PHOTOGRAPHY!

“”Hey, let’s hang out and take photos of each other with our expensive new cameras!” “OK!” Careful, don’t snap that bit off. It’s meant to be part of the camera.

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August 31, 2010 in Promotional photography

Has anyone seen my glasses?

No, that’s not them. Mine have thick black frames and polarising lenses for when you go from somewhere dark to somewhere bright. They make it very easy on the eyes when getting out of a wardrobe.

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August 30, 2010 in Promotional photography

Another temptingly woman-sized Samsung fridge

She wouldn’t even have to bend down, once the shelving has been removed! Although she should wear something a bit warmer if she’s planning on staying in there for any significant length of time for demonstration purposes. At least put some socks on under those shoes. Can someone lend her some socks? Who’s not using [...]

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August 27, 2010 in Promotional photography

“…our reintroduction of this legendary form factor”

They’re putting a proper PC into one of these cases. We have one of these cases somewhere, Commodore, if it’s of any use? The internals broke after a vigorous session of playing about with the wiring and making sparks come out of the back of it. We also replaced the internal fuse with tin foil. [...]

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August 27, 2010 in Real things in shops

Guess the Function of the Thing!

The translation is OF NO HELP. It was the photo that drew us in. LG Electronics held in Berlin next month, from 3 ‘IFA2010′ new concept at the Consumer ‘Tromm stylus (TROMM Styler)’ are presented. ‘Tromm stylus’ the suits, blouses, knit wear, etc. it is always a new garment laundry hagieneun ambiguous clothing to wear [...]

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August 27, 2010 in Promotional photography

Samsung Kimchi range of fridges and TEASING PHOTOGRAPHY!

Go on, get in it. You’d fit. Might have to remove the shelving, but you’d fit. Get in it. GET IN IT! You’d definitely fit. IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! SHE’S GOING IN!!! Cow.

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August 26, 2010 in Promotional photography

Where on earth are my glasses?

Ah, that’s OK Miss IFA. You can borrow them for a few minutes, but please be careful. The frames were very expensive and the estate of Carl Zeiss personally oversaw the shaping of the lenses to fit our prescription. That’s it, keep hold of them with at least one hand AT ALL TIMES. No wearing [...]

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August 25, 2010 in Promotional photography

IFA 2010 PREPARES FOR LAUNCH!

STRAP YOURSELVES IN EVERYBODY! PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELTS IT’S GOING TO BE ONE HECK OF A SHOW!

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August 25, 2010 in Promotional photography

IFA 2010 final preparations underway

RED DRESS: Check. RED WIG: Check. NEW PRODUCT DISPLAY SKILLS WITH WHICH TO DAZZLE JADED ATTENDEES: Check! Wonder what her maximum head/weight balance capacity is?

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August 25, 2010 in Promotional photography

Where did I put my glasses?

Oh. You keep them, mate. They suit you.

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August 25, 2010 in Promotional photography