Oh yeah. That’s right. Keep going. Don’t chicken out now.

Check out how many women he’s been standing near and even touching recently. He must be constantly nervous about unwanted impromptu erections.

I have a pair almost exactly the same. Not sure where mine are, though. I was last using them to check the train timetables on the internet. Thanks. You can have them back when mine turn up. They’ll be around here somewhere!

Would like to invert her. Only for a couple of minutes, though. Don’t want to have a back ache tomorrow.

A man sent this image in for use as a joke about the whereabouts of our glasses. He sent it using the contact form, and didn’t fill out a name so we can’t say what he was and probably still is called. The same man also sent in an a link to an image described [...]

No idea what happens when you go over the agreed monthly hand relief allowance. Best check that out before signing up.

It’s been put next to a lady, so we know it’s safe for human use. Probably just for putting salad in. South Korea’s economy is still booming and, as a nation, they’re yet to re-examine whether they really need a gadget for everything.

“How about you, Michael? Are you shaking someone else’s hand? Don’t be shy. Men at the ends – if you’re not holding a hand, hold your own elbow.”