Browsing the blog archives for October, 2010

BATTERIES: Memorex Energy+ Will “Get You Going”

Copying the same understated, sleek, minimalist lines of the famed Eneloop. Very nice, but not sure if that wonky font is done on purpose or not. Over to “GigerPunk” for more photos that are really necessary. “Have a look in the Memorex folder for really rather sleek (if somewhat dubiously titled) AAs.┬áThere’s even a behind-the-scenes [...]

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October 29, 2010 in Batteries

Gadgets with FACES #210: Sony MHCGTZ31 Mini System

HINT: Try turning it upside down for FACE MULTIPLIER MODE. The best face is using the blue things as eyes and the graphic equaliser thing as the happy mouth and the red dial as an alcoholic’s nose.

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October 28, 2010 in Gadgets with FACES

“I can’t read the tiny text on these modern internet sites without my…”

“…Jennifer, you’re a life saver. Put them on the top of my head for me and I’ll use them later.”

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October 27, 2010 in Promotional photography

Chat right now with a Vodafone advisor

POSSIBLE TOPICS OF CONVERSATION: When is the new series of Skins starting? He’ll just want to talk about him and what his favourite iPhone games are. He appears here if you stare at the page long enough.

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October 25, 2010 in Promotional photography

Samsung to “bury” the competition

It’s symbolic team bonding. Three fake corpses of senior LG management figures are in that hole. Once this is done, it’s back to the office to work out how to do it for real.

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October 22, 2010 in Promotional photography

“I think I left my glasses on the table…”

Oh dear, now I’ll never find them.

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October 21, 2010 in Promotional photography

Guess the Function of the Thing

It’s a white box, only you can make this one represent and project a facet of your personality by purchasing one of the optional skin colours. A really fast PC with external steam vents for when you haven’t turned it off for seven weeks?

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October 20, 2010 in Promotional photography

Static non-powered objects with FACES #58: AC Adaptor Chargy

Found here by reader who may be called “Garry” or who may have just put his names in the wrong boxes. It is a “lifestyle product tote bag for AC adapters”.

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October 19, 2010 in Static Objects With faces

Gadgets with FACES #209: The Marantz Melody

Lives on a diet of lasagne sheets. Raw, obviously. It then rehydrates them internally. The blue light turns red when the water’s at cooking temperature.

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October 18, 2010 in Gadgets with FACES

“Darling, there’s a documentary on BBC4 about…”

That’s the problem with having 14-year-old girlfriends. They always go into big sulks when you make them watch Newsnight.

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October 15, 2010 in Promotional photography