Browsing the blog archives for December, 2010

“Mulberry Daria Mini Messenger bag for iPhone”

£149.99:( Stupid ENTIRE WORLD.

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December 28, 2010 in Stupid Products

“My eyes hurt after all this Christmas television, if only I could find my…”

“Where were they? On top of the television itself? How strange! Thank you, Jennifer. Perhaps I put them there when loading up the Avatar Blu-ray disc?”

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December 27, 2010 in Promotional photography

“Darling, have you seen my ear trumpet?”

“Only I can’t hear a thing without it. Deaf as a post in this ear, you see” “Be careful, Jennifer. Using it on normal ears can cause damage.”

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December 20, 2010 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #211: A remote control gate key fob

That’s the first time we’ve typed the word “fob” for many a year. “I’ve just been given this key fob which opens and closes a gate. I know you probably get tens of ‘key fob with face’ submissions, but I’ve never seen anything like it before. I can’t decide if it’s not designed to be [...]

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December 17, 2010 in Gadgets with FACES

Talk about your dad’s work day

“This is my dad. He re-inverts inverter units when they go out of inversion. He uses an inversion pump which is very dangerous and once took out a man’s eye” “I’m going to be something else when I grow up”

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December 16, 2010 in Promotional photography

Women appreciating art

Here’s a couple of women appreciating art, thanks to Samsung putting some art on its Galaxy Tab. Looks like they really do appreciate it, although they may just be thinking about lunch. We’d need to know what time the photograph was taken to be fully sure.

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December 9, 2010 in Promotional photography

That’s the wife’s Christmas presents sorted

A couple of kettles, some rice cookers, a nice new water filter, a tabletop washing machine, a water cooler… …and a few MYSTERY BOXES to keep the spark in the relationship.

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December 6, 2010 in Promotional photography

“Here is your ticket, sir”

The machine charged me £32.75.

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December 6, 2010 in Uncategorized

GALLERY: LG’s product demonstrating quadruplets

Have had these kicking about in a folder since the IFA show. Enjoy a montage of some attractive people not knowing what to do with their hands. It’s nice to see that sexy people also often don’t know what to do with their hands. If in doubt, RIGID BESIDE TORSO WITH SPLAYED FINGERS seems to [...]

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December 3, 2010 in Promotional photography

POSSIBLE NEXT NEW CAMERA: Olympus E-PL2

With alien tentacle attachment for lighting macro photographs of batteries: Although it’s much more likely we’ll just continue using our telephone as our “main” camera. Life is easier when you behave like a mainstream consumer :(

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December 1, 2010 in Real things in shops