Browsing the blog archives for January, 2011

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

She’s not giving anything away. Could be a “steampunk” television from the 1800s. Or for making massive waffles at large-scale outdoor catering events. Comes with a remote control so must be quite interesting.

January 27, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Don’t put your daughter in the Wanking Booth, Mrs Hu”

“We’ll tell you about it when you turn 16.”

January 25, 2011 in Promotional photography

Guess the Function of the THING

This is a planetary evacuation pod. The most attractive member of each nation will be placed into a state of suspended animation, packaged up and blasted off to the nearest possibly habitable planet in the event of a catastrophic collapse in Earth’s environment. Or it could be Darth Vader’s ice cube dispenser. He won’t be [...]

January 12, 2011 in Promotional photography

The ‘Press… Wow!’

We’re putting this forward for consideration as a new INTERNET THING. It’s the ‘Press… Wow!’. Press… Wow! Here it is in a joined-up image file for easy distribution. This one’s going to go viral. Traffic is going to rocket back up to pre-disillusionment levels. Those three women readers we had might even come back.

January 11, 2011 in Promotional photography

LG’s women let out for a bit of exercise

Any one of the below photographs would be fine, when used in isolation to illustrate LG’s CES appearance… …but when you look at all of them… …in one go… …it becomes obvious that the poor ladies were made to walk around outside the exhibition centre in circles, with their BEST SMILES on, for quite some [...]

January 8, 2011 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #213: Sony HDR-TD10e 3D camcorder

Only managed to find a small photo of this, but that actually makes the cheeky little chap seem all the more endearing. The “G” is an earring. Lovely blue eyes. Can we keep him?

January 7, 2011 in Gadgets with FACES

Foreground/background composition error

The wrong woman’s been put in the front. Has anyone got contact details (preferably an email address) for LG? That’s a telephone they’re holding. A wireless one.

January 6, 2011 in Promotional photography

Team LG arrives at CES 2011

The ladies have arrived. They will be of assistance if you require a brochure or would like to make an appointment with a regional manager, but not of much use if you have a query about file format playback via USB or DLNA certified devices. But what an amazing telly! Totally over doing it. Suspension [...]

January 6, 2011 in Promotional photography

Guess the Function of the THING

LG’s just sent this out, at an amazing resolution of 5777×3908: Suspect it’s a hygienic chopping board, with a new innovation in onion fume-masking technology.

January 5, 2011 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #212: LG’s fridge freezer

It could be said that this LG THINQ home appliance illustration has a semblance of a face itself, especially if you consider the purple tags above the upper “eyes” to be “eyebrows”… …and the chimney could be a stray parting with the roof being one of those pointed haircuts that men in London have. But [...]

January 4, 2011 in Gadgets with FACES