She’s not giving anything away. Could be a “steampunk” television from the 1800s. Or for making massive waffles at large-scale outdoor catering events. Comes with a remote control so must be quite interesting.

“We’ll tell you about it when you turn 16.”

This is a planetary evacuation pod. The most attractive member of each nation will be placed into a state of suspended animation, packaged up and blasted off to the nearest possibly habitable planet in the event of a catastrophic collapse in Earth’s environment. Or it could be Darth Vader’s ice cube dispenser. He won’t be [...]

We’re putting this forward for consideration as a new INTERNET THING. It’s the ‘Press… Wow!’. Press… Wow! Here it is in a joined-up image file for easy distribution. This one’s going to go viral. Traffic is going to rocket back up to pre-disillusionment levels. Those three women readers we had might even come back.

Any one of the below photographs would be fine, when used in isolation to illustrate LG’s CES appearance… …but when you look at all of them… …in one go… …it becomes obvious that the poor ladies were made to walk around outside the exhibition centre in circles, with their BEST SMILES on, for quite some [...]

The wrong woman’s been put in the front. Has anyone got contact details (preferably an email address) for LG? That’s a telephone they’re holding. A wireless one.

The ladies have arrived. They will be of assistance if you require a brochure or would like to make an appointment with a regional manager, but not of much use if you have a query about file format playback via USB or DLNA certified devices. But what an amazing telly! Totally over doing it. Suspension [...]

LG’s just sent this out, at an amazing resolution of 5777×3908: Suspect it’s a hygienic chopping board, with a new innovation in onion fume-masking technology.