Browsing the blog archives for March, 2011

Two earrings on a flower stem

It’s the exciting new metric in LCD display measurement. Going to treat myself to a five earrings on a sunflower stem model in time for the Olympics.

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March 31, 2011 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

This one says what it is on it – it’s a “Nano Plasma Ion”. Still none the wiser.

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March 30, 2011 in Promotional photography

“The Wii is connected to AV input 3, darling”

“AV input 3. All you have to do is press ‘AV input’ three times. If you can’t find the button that’s your fault. I’ve shown you twice already. Yes, its batteries are working.”

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March 29, 2011 in Promotional photography

*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeeek

That horrible orange, smart/casual rugby player is apparently a keen player of internet bingo. “Great. A tenner. Now let’s do it.” Here’s the entire press release: Strictly Come Dancing Duo Gavin Henson and Katya Virshilas team up for the launch of online bingo site ‘Brits Bingo’ – Play free bingo and win £1000’s daily. 24th [...]

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March 28, 2011 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

Could be an iron. Or a helmet. Or a thing for cleaning worktops. Isn’t wireless, that much we can tell.

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March 24, 2011 in Promotional photography

BIGGER SCREEN BRING HAPPY TO PEOPLE OF KOREA

MUCH HAPPY. THE MORE BIG THE EXTRA HAPPY. GLORIOUS HAPPY. PRESS MULTIPLIES HAPPY.

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March 23, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Susan, have you seen my glasses?”

“Never mind. If that’s all that’s on TV you can keep them. I’ll just go on the internet on my telephone instead. You can have custody of the remote control for the next 25 minutes. But remember, NO GOK WAN or there will be trouble.”

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March 22, 2011 in Promotional photography

Auto Windscreens Third Division Holding Play-off Final

It’s Rebecca Hollingwood versus Joanne Hudd in this first cup final of the season: Not a glamorous encounter, but Rebecca took home the crown and a cheque for £25, despite wearing jeans – thanks to having fewer exposed cigarette burns on her arms. Neither girl was allowed to keep a device. Not sure if this [...]

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March 21, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Is that a new Star Wars computer game?”

“It’s no good, I can’t see it from here without my glasses.” “You stay there in that position, Sarah, I’ll come over and put my nose under the bridge of the glasses. Don’t put yourself out unnecessarily.”

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March 18, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Where is the webcam on this thing?”

“Is this it?” “Oh no, that’s no good, it’s pointing at me.”

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March 17, 2011 in Promotional photography