MUCH HAPPY. THE MORE BIG THE EXTRA HAPPY.
GLORIOUS HAPPY. PRESS MULTIPLIES HAPPY.
That poor girl on the right, they dragged her out of bed for this without even giving her time to get dressed. Definitely up for a bit of multiple pressing there.
Well what about the one on the left, she’s trying hard to keep smiling even though they’ve pulled her out of her knitting group and given her the small one’s to hold.
Nah, she’s the one they had to climb a mountain to find – she’s the retired Mistress of Holding, and they’re sending her and her scrappy sidekick to a private island to compete in a Secret Holding Tournament and try to find out who’s been murdering the other Mistresses of Holding.
Would too, obviously.
Bet it turns out to be the scrappy sidekick doing all them there murderin’s.
I’ll bet they both have barely concealed, matching tattoos that read “THE MORE BIG THE EXTRA HAPPY”.
Blimey, that phone is bigger than her head!
I haven’t seen an index finger as straight as that since my last prostate exam.
I wonder if she can resist giving it a sniff.
Why has no-one ripped the shit out of the gathering chavstorm of the 3DS launch then, hmm??? I’m venting here out of desperation. Where is Zorg in this hour of need? Battery life now revealed at sub-3 hours, which is significantly less than time to re-charge, etc.? Also, check out the ads on http://www.nintendolife.com which try to make 3D appealing by manipulating flat 2D images in ‘space’. The material is all there…Zorg?! ZORG?!?!?!?
Anything to say on the matter, Bulk Slash?
That thing on the right. Dom Joly. He’d know.
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Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.