Browsing the blog archives for March, 2011

*Jingle* Promotional Image(s) of the Weeeek

What an incredible attempt at sexing up an air conditioning unit. It’s as if she’s so enchanted by its company she’s invited it out for an evening cocktail date. Sex at hers later looks to be on the cards. Its penis is round the back with the power cables. It’s retractable for safety. And here [...]

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March 16, 2011 in Promotional photography

BATTERIES: Immense Ultra Digital

You’ll be needing to upgrade your gadgets to digital power soon. The great analogue battery switch off is scheduled to start in 2012. “I was India last week on business. In the idiot-box remote in my hotel room I found this ‘Immense Ultra Digital’. Apologies if you’ve already covered the Immense.” “As you can see [...]

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March 15, 2011 in Batteries

Gadgets with FACES #215: Nintendo 3DS

So maybe there is a reason to buy all those same rubbish old Nintendo games AGAIN in a slightly new format. There’s a face on the 3DS. Or it might just be a hallucination brought on by using the thing for longer than is recommended by the manufacturer. Don’t judge it because it has an [...]

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March 14, 2011 in Gadgets with FACES

“Is that Nigel Mansell in the lead?”

“Is that Nigel Mansell’s car? It’s no good, Jennifer. I can’t see. You’ll have to bring my glasses over here.” “Sit down beside me on the sofa. Well, it’s actually more of an armchair than a sofa but there’s still just about room for two.”

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March 11, 2011 in Promotional photography

*Jingle* Promotional Image(s) of the Weeeeek

From the Messe Berlin press archives, as curated by “GigerPunk”. They’re showing remarkable peace of mind considering this plane has just ditched in the sea. Lots going on here. Will need to wait a few decades before advances in forensic science let us truly understand what is actually happening.

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March 10, 2011 in Promotional photography

How did Samsung celebrate International Women’s Day?

By giving her a choice of four colours. Empowered to make her own choices like never before. Smash through that glass ceiling, Jessica. Once you’ve given it a thorough wipe pressed your tits up against it for the benefit of the men on the 1st floor. Fetish walking boots. Very specialist footwear. They keep them [...]

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March 9, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Oh you DID remember to get olives!”

No need to look so smug about it, MATE. We’ve all occasionally managed to remember the weird, random things the wife requests. Strange type of fridge. A door within a door?

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March 8, 2011 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

Genuinely no idea. Not pretending for a joke. Don’t get what this is at all. Looks a bit like an Xbox 360 made by LG, perhaps with an integrated cog to power a treadmill attachment so it can be sold to ladies under fitness pretences?

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March 7, 2011 in Promotional photography

TARDIS regains its ability to blend in with its surroundings

Of course, it’s all just a cynical ploy to sell new merchandise to children every year.

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March 7, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me…

“…NOW SIT ON THE CAKE. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY SO IF I SAY YOU HAVE TO SIT ON IT THEN YOU HAVE TO SIT ON IT. SIT ON IT.” “NO YOU CAN’T HAVE A SLICE. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND MY CAKE. AND I WANT THE RED MUG NOT THE BLUE MUG.”

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March 4, 2011 in Promotional photography