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TwitterBrowsing the blog archives for April, 2011
Poor old “GigerPunk”. We’ve sent him mad again. It’s motorbike wheels for eyes and the washing machine detergent drawer for a mouth, in case you’re struggling.
She’s as scatterbrained as me some times!
EPISODE 47: THE COLOUR ‘WHITE’. Probably also the first company to produce a “round button” too.
This is a fantastic piece. It’s a man holding his company’s new, and no doubt very expensive, logo AND character. He’s not entirely sure about it, is he? This was distributed on April 14, so can’t be a joke. The “blue people” will be used to promote “Make a Will Month”. Here’s the press release. [...]
“…BUT WHAT ABOUT DINNER?” The freezer compartment had better be stuffed with fish fingers and McCain Crinkle Cut oven chips, else there will be trouble.
A printer with a heavy-set monobrow. “This bastard has been lurking near my right shoulder for months, grinning away, sending his evil thoughts to me. I retaliate by printing out porn” – Roo.
Trying to work out in which order it would be best to have sex with this lot. Get stuck when it comes to picking #3.
“The reports can be done in black & white, but if you could do the vegetables one in colour that would be great. Mike Jenkins doesn’t believe I grew an aubergine from seed.”
Not only hair, but a cheeky little red hat! Best face for a long time, and it’s made better still by being hidden away from the view of the common man in a cordless phone base station. Thank the lord for men with nothing better to do than examine their phone base stations. “Not sure [...]
*INHALES DEEPLY OF HER SCENT* “Yes, they would appear to be in order. Carry on”.
Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.
