Browsing the blog archives for April, 2011

eBay search results with FACES #2: Assorted broken items

Poor old “GigerPunk”. We’ve sent him mad again. It’s motorbike wheels for eyes and the washing machine detergent drawer for a mouth, in case you’re struggling.

April 29, 2011 in Gadgets with FACES

“They’re on top of your head, darling”

She’s as scatterbrained as me some times!

April 28, 2011 in Promotional photography

Apple Pretends to Invent…

EPISODE 47: THE COLOUR ‘WHITE’. Probably also the first company to produce a “round button” too.

April 27, 2011 in Real things in shops

*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeek

This is a fantastic piece. It’s a man holding his company’s new, and no doubt very expensive, logo AND character. He’s not entirely sure about it, is he? This was distributed on April 14, so can’t be a joke. The “blue people” will be used to promote “Make a Will Month”. Here’s the press release. [...]

April 27, 2011 in Uncategorized

“Well done on carrying the beverages back from the supermarket on your own in those shoes…”

“…BUT WHAT ABOUT DINNER?” The freezer compartment had better be stuffed with fish fingers and McCain Crinkle Cut oven chips, else there will be trouble.

April 26, 2011 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #219 : A printer

A printer with a heavy-set monobrow. “This bastard has been lurking near my right shoulder for months, grinning away, sending his evil thoughts to me. I retaliate by printing out porn” – Roo.

April 25, 2011 in Gadgets with FACES

*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeeek

Trying to work out in which order it would be best to have sex with this lot. Get stuck when it comes to picking #3.

April 22, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Three print-outs of the report, plus one of my vegetables, please”

“The reports can be done in black & white, but if you could do the vegetables one in colour that would be great. Mike Jenkins doesn’t believe I grew an aubergine from seed.”

April 21, 2011 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #218: A phone base station

Not only hair, but a cheeky little red hat! Best face for a long time, and it’s made better still by being hidden away from the view of the common man in a cordless phone base station. Thank the lord for men with nothing better to do than examine their phone base stations. “Not sure [...]

April 20, 2011 in Gadgets with FACES

“Let me just check those figures of yours, Susan…”

*INHALES DEEPLY OF HER SCENT* “Yes, they would appear to be in order. Carry on”.

April 18, 2011 in Promotional photography