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DON’T WAVE IT AT THE CAMERA. Your next use of that printer ought to be printing out a copy of your CV, YOUNG LADY.
Is this a locking mechanism or where the handle screws in? And if it’s the latter, why is it so big? Obviously we’ve never been in a position where we have been trusted with the petty cash, so are not sure of the inner workings of the important, fun-enabling box. “A cheeky little cash box [...]
“Oh, that’s great, you know I find it difficult to relax when staring at these terrible old inefficient incandescent bulbs. That old bulb in that lamp there, for example, consumes more electricity than my PC and monitor combined, can you believe?” “WRONG TYPE. BAYONET. WE HAVE BAYONET. WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE BAYONET FIXINGS. WHEN HAVE WE [...]
Textured. Non-uniform coating. Other hand on carpet, although that might simply be for her stability.
Someone’s got a bit mixed up. There was a sequence of emails spanning a frantic 12 minutes. The ironic thing is we actually prefer the one at the top right, which looks sad. “How do. You used to have a link to a site I ran listed on ‘IT’ (‘undersc0re.co.uk’ for the record). Like everyone [...]
Well there’s no point me watching a Blu-ray without my glasses as I’d be missing out on being able to enjoy the increased resolution on offer, so I’m really going to need both, Gemma. BOTH. I PAID FOR BOTH SO GIVE ME BOTH AND I HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR YOUR SILLY GAMES. AND WHY DID [...]
Needs servicing by a professional. Get the pipes the right way round. Etc.
This is potentially the best face of all time… …if you only look at the right-hand side of it. This standard image alone is a perfectly decent face. We’d do an update with just this and call it a face, quite happily. A winking man, winking at a child. Probably because he’s just being friendly. [...]
They probably don’t even NEED glasses.
“Sorry, Charlie, but Henry Heffalump is in the later stages of progressive supranuclear palsy with clear signs of atrophy and is unlikely to see any improvement in his condition.”
Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.
