Browsing the blog archives for July, 2011

“Can you please bring them over?”

“I’m very comfortable. I’ve got the cushions just how I like them, plus I have a bourbon biscuit balanced on each knee and a cup of tea precariously resting on the arm rest. So please, can you bring them over? I said please. I can’t read the menu text without them.”

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July 27, 2011 in Promotional photography

Our congratulations to four-time award winner Sophie Wilkins

Sophie picked up four awards in the Home Office category. One to do with her efficiency and three based around her footwear choices.

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July 26, 2011 in Promotional photography

Bags with FACES #UNKNOWN

Here’s an excellent pair of bags with faces. They’re both crying. That’s what happens when you go on holiday. It’s never as much fun as it appears in the brochure. She’s crying because they’ve been waiting at the airport for three hours. He’s crying because he budgeted £400 on spending money but it’s been more [...]

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July 25, 2011 in Static Objects With faces

“Oh my god oh my god oh my god…”

“Did I leave the Sky box tuned in to Babestation?”

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July 22, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Lens flare, Naomi. LENS FLARE”

“Remember the rhyme, Naomi? If you can see the flash, your holding is gash.”

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July 20, 2011 in Promotional photography

Plants for shoes

This “eco” business is being taken too far. The benefits of wearing plants for shoes will be more than outweighed by the increased CO2 produced by vacuuming the mud up from everywhere she’s been.

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July 18, 2011 in Promotional photography

ZTE Light and… The Float

Before you get too excited, we hear this product display has been referred to the High Commission due to tabloid rumours that the lens flare effect is being used to hide a large dollop of super glue.

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July 14, 2011 in Promotional photography

Chris Wilkinson earns Level 2 Cycling Proficieny

You could Photoshop it and edit the text to say anything, if you could be bothered. Like, it could say, “Widest Penis on 2nd Floor”.

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July 13, 2011 in Promotional photography

“Darlings, I’m home!”

“What’s for dinner? I’m starving! You two have had all day to rustle me up something nice!” “…”

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July 12, 2011 in Promotional photography

*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeek

“I don’t know what this guy is doing. It’s not even that dangerous. He’s waving his arms around as if he’s just conquered a ruddy great mountain” – Pete.

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July 1, 2011 in Promotional photography