Browsing the blog archives for February, 2012

Only two can go through to tomorrow’s live final

Girl two, you successfully wrote the name of the thing on the thing AND correctly inserted what is often found to be a difficult apostrophe… …but you appear to be left-handed and I can’t be doing with hearing a constant stream of complaints about minor inconveniences and always having to do the wrapping at Christmas [...]

February 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

The LG mini bus has arrived at Mobile World Congress

Possible new way to gently insult a promotional lady. Suggesting they are “bussed in” in bulk, as opposed to those of a higher class who are told to take individual taxis and will later be “fully reimbursed” by management on the sofa in reception.

February 27, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Is everyone ready to start having fun again?”

“No? What about you, Jonathan? Are you ready to have fun again? No? Are you sure? Michael. Do you know any songs, Michael? No? You don’t know any songs at all? What about ‘Baa Baa Black Sheep’? I bet you know the words to that! No? Are you sure? I’ll start. Ready? Baa baa… come [...]

February 25, 2012 in Promotional photography