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TwitterBrowsing the blog archives for February, 2012
Girl two, you successfully wrote the name of the thing on the thing AND correctly inserted what is often found to be a difficult apostrophe… …but you appear to be left-handed and I can’t be doing with hearing a constant stream of complaints about minor inconveniences and always having to do the wrapping at Christmas [...]
Possible new way to gently insult a promotional lady. Suggesting they are “bussed in” in bulk, as opposed to those of a higher class who are told to take individual taxis and will later be “fully reimbursed” by management on the sofa in reception.
“No? What about you, Jonathan? Are you ready to have fun again? No? Are you sure? Michael. Do you know any songs, Michael? No? You don’t know any songs at all? What about ‘Baa Baa Black Sheep’? I bet you know the words to that! No? Are you sure? I’ll start. Ready? Baa baa… come [...]
Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.
