Girl two, you successfully wrote the name of the thing on the thing AND correctly inserted what is often found to be a difficult apostrophe…
…but you appear to be left-handed and I can’t be doing with hearing a constant stream of complaints about minor inconveniences and always having to do the wrapping at Christmas because you can’t get the scissors to work. Sorry, girl number two, but you’re OUT. Girls one and three, you’re through to the next round. Get your talcum powder and come with me.





That’s all right, dear, just step into the consolation cellar…