Browsing the blog archives for May, 2012

“Up a bit… left a bit…”

“NO YOU HAD IT. YOU HAD IT JUST THEN. Back to the right a bit. Now back down a bit. NO TOO FAR TOO FAR. Up a bit.”

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May 29, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

New evidence has come to light in the case of LG’s mystery monolith: It’s clothes. Women wear it like clothes.

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May 24, 2012 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #234: An old telephone

“Spotted this at a second hand/antiques market last weekend” – Ant.

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May 22, 2012 in Gadgets with FACES

“Jennifer, you read my mind…”

“…and if that thing I can smell cooking is lasagne and chips, you’re on track for a gold star this evening. Pending successful relations.”

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May 21, 2012 in Promotional photography

IT’S NEW WATERPROOF CAMERA SEASON!

“HA HA HA!” *splish splosh* “HEE HOO HA HA HA!” *splish splosh* “Let’s get out of these wet clothes, Rebecca.” Those are the men who had the idea for taking photos of ladies at a water park to illustrate a waterproof camera. Well done, gentlemen. See you next May.

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May 17, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Washing up inspection time, Judy!”

“Not clean enough. DO IT AGAIN.” “That one looks OK, but I suspect it has been contaminated by the dirty one, so DO IT AGAIN.” “No, it’s not the fault of the tablets. It’s the loading.”

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May 16, 2012 in Uncategorized

Gadgets with FACES #233: N64 Arcade Shark Stick

You’d look pretty sad too if you were a broken third-party N64 controller with stupid asymmetric Shoreditch hair.

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May 15, 2012 in Gadgets with FACES

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

Can we all just, for the purposes of having something to think about and do for the next 20 seconds, pretend we don’t already know this is a popular Korean range of robot vacuum cleaner? Thanks. Automatic pancake maker. She expressed a liking for pancakes last year, then got five of the things for her [...]

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May 14, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

Flask for one, complete with integrated heating element, ideal for keeping tea warm during today’s long commutes. Although, as it’s being pictured with a lady, perhaps its a portable chiller, for keeping the special and expensive kinds of water they need to drink every two minutes in order to stay alive cold. Or a miniature [...]

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May 11, 2012 in Promotional photography

Gadgets with FACES #232: An aerial splitter

From an Andy, who must’ve been hanging around here for a very long time, as he supplied photos taken both with and without flash, to give us a wider spectrum of visual data to interpret and analyse, then apologised for using his telephone. Telephones have really “come on” in terns of optics these days, so [...]

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May 10, 2012 in Gadgets with FACES