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TwitterBrowsing the blog archives for May, 2012
“NO YOU HAD IT. YOU HAD IT JUST THEN. Back to the right a bit. Now back down a bit. NO TOO FAR TOO FAR. Up a bit.”
New evidence has come to light in the case of LG’s mystery monolith: It’s clothes. Women wear it like clothes.
“Spotted this at a second hand/antiques market last weekend” – Ant.
“…and if that thing I can smell cooking is lasagne and chips, you’re on track for a gold star this evening. Pending successful relations.”
“HA HA HA!” *splish splosh* “HEE HOO HA HA HA!” *splish splosh* “Let’s get out of these wet clothes, Rebecca.” Those are the men who had the idea for taking photos of ladies at a water park to illustrate a waterproof camera. Well done, gentlemen. See you next May.
“Not clean enough. DO IT AGAIN.” “That one looks OK, but I suspect it has been contaminated by the dirty one, so DO IT AGAIN.” “No, it’s not the fault of the tablets. It’s the loading.”
You’d look pretty sad too if you were a broken third-party N64 controller with stupid asymmetric Shoreditch hair.
Can we all just, for the purposes of having something to think about and do for the next 20 seconds, pretend we don’t already know this is a popular Korean range of robot vacuum cleaner? Thanks. Automatic pancake maker. She expressed a liking for pancakes last year, then got five of the things for her [...]
Flask for one, complete with integrated heating element, ideal for keeping tea warm during today’s long commutes. Although, as it’s being pictured with a lady, perhaps its a portable chiller, for keeping the special and expensive kinds of water they need to drink every two minutes in order to stay alive cold. Or a miniature [...]
From an Andy, who must’ve been hanging around here for a very long time, as he supplied photos taken both with and without flash, to give us a wider spectrum of visual data to interpret and analyse, then apologised for using his telephone. Telephones have really “come on” in terns of optics these days, so [...]
Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.
