Browsing the blog archives for June, 2012

“Kick him in the face!”

“Woo, yeah! Now stamp on his fingers while he’s on the floor! Hee hee hee! Now drop on his ribs with your knee! Yeah, hahaha!”

June 28, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Roll up! Roll up!”

“Next demonstration at 11.30am, everyone. Bras, pants and trousers included this time. See them emerge clean at 12:55pm. Children get to set the dial for 50p.”

June 27, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Washing machine inspection, Susan!”

“Still a few faint stains around the neckline, but that’s OK as it’ll only get stained around the neckline again later today. PASS. Fold it and put it with the rest. NEXT.”

June 22, 2012 in Promotional photography

Samsung Miscellaneous pods

Stylish storage space for up to 32 assorted items (small) or 16 items (medium).

June 19, 2012 in Promotional photography

“…but even all this new technology can’t stop you losing the odd sock!”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” Copyright Michael McIntyre 2012.

June 14, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Channel 4, Channel 5…”

“ITV3, BBC4, any of the music channels that come as part of your package, E4, BBC1 and BBC2, Channel 4, Channel 5… it can do pretty much all the channels.”

June 13, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

We believe this scans the faces of webcam users and checks them against those on the sex offenders register, giving parents a sense of security when their 13-year-old daughter is taking her first steps out into the world of live internet video chat.

June 12, 2012 in Promotional photography

New telephone coming soon to Slough and Wales

LG once again breaking down language barriers with its entirely visual, storyboarded promotional images. Not sure that’s where Slough is, mind, so you might want to check on a more detailed map if you’re heading there.

June 11, 2012 in Uncategorized

“Basic laundry protocol, Jennifer…”

“…states that you should never put all of your jumpers in the washing machine at the same time, otherwise you will indeed end up being cold. And no, you cannot snuggle up to me. Your physical presence continually nudges my elbows and makes using the internet slightly awkward.”

June 8, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

She would appear to be making notes of the things it says, so the evidence, no matter how bizarre it may seem, would suggest this is a robotic Korean teacher that comes pre-installed inside new-build homes.

June 7, 2012 in Promotional photography