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We believe this scans the faces of webcam users and checks them against those on the sex offenders register, giving parents a sense of security when their 13-year-old daughter is taking her first steps out into the world of live internet video chat.
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Speccy looks like he’s getting good upskirt. Facepalm is aghast at the angle of hold.
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We had one of these installed in the Finge Marketing department last year.
Previously we had one that only logged the basics – time at desk (or in meetings), number of complementary teas drunk, etc.
This new model does so much more.
Employee is a southpaw masquerading as a normal human? Eventually they’ll slip up and pick up a pen with their left hand. You don’t have to wait for someone to grass them up – the LG VCS does it for you.
Employee looking puzzled more than four percent of the day? They’re out of their depth. Present them with the evidence!
Employee’s desk always passes the monthly check, but you suspect that they secretly leave a piece of paper lying there for minutes at a time? Achieve full ISO 27001 Clear Desk compliance with constant monitoring!
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Not sure what’s going on back there, can’t see it very well. Very nice of you to bring us tea, Susan, now be a dear and find us our glasses again.
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Worst Chat-Roulette EVER! Where’s the old bloke making a roadkill puppet out of his cock and balls?
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Battery feeling strangely demoralised. Shutting down.
It has been installed on all LG hardware since 2006, along with the “turn off the webcam activity light” patch. The lady in front is offering to sell you a boxset of “the best of candid webcam”. For a higher price, your personal contribution can be excluded from the set.
Also: knees!