“Jennifer, I’ve dropped the teeny tiny screw from my glasses frame somewhere, can you…”

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“GOD NO TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF REPLACEMENT SCREWS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE ACTUAL GLASSES.”

9 Comments
June 21, 2013 in Promotional photography

9 Comments

  1. Look, we’re old hands here. We know about the hard life of a professional thing-holder. But next time darling, hide your bottle before the cameras show up, hey? And get your knees out for the lads.

    (“Roving Movement”… no, too easy.)

  2. I thought it had Smooving Movement. I got all excited.

  3. Lackluster performance, if she’s not going to use her right hand properly they might as well chop it to advance in the Special Paralympics Holding Competition. Would, wouldn’t, would, woudln’t.

  4. What kind of smile is that? I’ll tell you – it’s the “this is the dumbest thing I’ve done for money, yet.”

    Yet.

  5. Worst Robot Wars reboot yet.
    As far as novelty vacuum cleaner attachment holders go it’s okay, but I suspect there’s not that much room in peoples’ under-stairs cupboards. Does the mouth even open or is it a fixed expression like that all the time?

  6. Come on, lads, it’s a AAA scenario:

    - She’s on her knees and (sort of) smiling.
    - Curtains are closed.
    - Quality “documentary” on TV.
    - Nice bottle of booze ready.
    - Bed nearby.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    Wood, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, would, wouldn’t.

  7. Red Dwarf VIII – Scutter Gangr*pe. BBC2 banned the episode.

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