Today we’ll be giving you a look at how the online world edits images, using a popular photo manipulation tool known as Photoshop. It’s the secret the celebrities use to help them keep looking young and also how they construct complicated drawings, like pictures of proposed skyscrapers and cars that don’t yet exist. This is […]

Fizzy miso soup, for that satisfying blend of sweet and savoury and a comforting bloated tummy feeling.

“If you even so much as THINK about turning the heating on so you can stand there like that I swear I will go out and dig through the gas pipes myself. It’s the 9th of MAY and therefore never so cold that a jumper and some good socks can’t fix it. Still, glad to […]

LG C100 Cheese Fridge. Chuck it in through the top swing lid, take it out of the bottom and apply to/put between toast when needed. Red one comes with a curved bottom for safely controlling tricky edams. Yellow operative available by special arrangement with local supplier.

No one’s showing off the back of the device, leading us to suspect this elaborate display has been designed to detract our attention from a proprietary operating system. 6/10.

She’s now cleared to move up to the trickier “woollen” category.

The left one makes the wafers, the right one applies the chocolate. Cut to size (attachment due Q3) for the ultimate in bespoke Kit Kats. But don’t do it on the carpet until you’ve got good at it.

“I suppose it’ll have to be eggs curry. Please tell me there’s rice in one of those containers.”

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“…I mean, I usually have lobsters and watermelons, I wasn’t expecting… usually there are vegetables and water in here and… not just beer and cheese. Been a bit busy to get to the shops to buy my usual carrots and… the other fresh things that I usually eat all the time. This isn’t really representative […]