Of her return to the competitive product display world, the 38-year-old, who swept the board in 1988 as a confident teenager, said: “My boyfriend has an iPhone so I’m fully versed in modern device display.”

“Jennifer, he’s nearly touching the screen. Don’t let him touch the screen. Keep smiling, but slowly move the screen to your left.”

“…I don’t mind the occasional burst of Duran Duran – or Take That as long as it’s their latter day singles and not early album tracks – but please don’t play anything I am unfamiliar with as I am trying to go on the internet. Unfamiliar sounds put me off my train of enquiry.”

New angles and use scenarios of this one now suggest it’s little more than a next-generation hand sanitiser. Or maybe this is how people will get married in the future?

Malta? What’s that bit of Spain next to France called? Do they have a flag? And that red thing might be a reimagined Isle of Man. Never was any good at the flags round.

This is an easy one, as it must either make cold places warmer or warm places colder, so there’s a 50/50 chance of guessing right. Given the summery dress visual clue, I’m going for a thing that makes warm places colder.

“…fresh ingredients with a tasty dressing. Delicious! But I’ve had a very hard day of being on the internet, so could really do with a more substantial meal option come the evening. For that reason, YOU’RE OUT. Melinda, Sara and Kerry, get your cute little chef hats and join me in the meat locker for [...]

Round sandwich toaster. We’ll probably never get it here, due to the Premier Foods/Warburtons duopoly dragging their feet over launching the round bread format in the UK. Only France currently has round bread in the EU, we understand.

“…in fact, touching these big ones MAKES THEM LOOK WORSE AND I HAVE TO WIPE THEM DOWN BEFORE WATCHING COUNTDOWN SO STOP TOUCHING IT. “Please.”

Samsung’s already implementing the findings.