Browsing the archives for the Promotional photography category

“Washing machine inspection, Susan!”

“Still a few faint stains around the neckline, but that’s OK as it’ll only get stained around the neckline again later today. PASS. Fold it and put it with the rest. NEXT.”

5 Comments
June 22, 2012 in Promotional photography

Samsung Miscellaneous pods

Stylish storage space for up to 32 assorted items (small) or 16 items (medium).

11 Comments
June 19, 2012 in Promotional photography

“…but even all this new technology can’t stop you losing the odd sock!”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” Copyright Michael McIntyre 2012.

6 Comments
June 14, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Channel 4, Channel 5…”

“ITV3, BBC4, any of the music channels that come as part of your package, E4, BBC1 and BBC2, Channel 4, Channel 5… it can do pretty much all the channels.”

5 Comments
June 13, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

We believe this scans the faces of webcam users and checks them against those on the sex offenders register, giving parents a sense of security when their 13-year-old daughter is taking her first steps out into the world of live internet video chat.

5 Comments
June 12, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Basic laundry protocol, Jennifer…”

“…states that you should never put all of your jumpers in the washing machine at the same time, otherwise you will indeed end up being cold. And no, you cannot snuggle up to me. Your physical presence continually nudges my elbows and makes using the internet slightly awkward.”

9 Comments
June 8, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

She would appear to be making notes of the things it says, so the evidence, no matter how bizarre it may seem, would suggest this is a robotic Korean teacher that comes pre-installed inside new-build homes.

5 Comments
June 7, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Up a bit… left a bit…”

“NO YOU HAD IT. YOU HAD IT JUST THEN. Back to the right a bit. Now back down a bit. NO TOO FAR TOO FAR. Up a bit.”

8 Comments
May 29, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

New evidence has come to light in the case of LG’s mystery monolith: It’s clothes. Women wear it like clothes.

9 Comments
May 24, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Jennifer, you read my mind…”

“…and if that thing I can smell cooking is lasagne and chips, you’re on track for a gold star this evening. Pending successful relations.”

8 Comments
May 21, 2012 in Promotional photography