Browsing the archives for the Promotional photography category

Learning Korean the easy way, Part 4

“Wide range of complimentary pornography available for business travelers. Specify required niche at check-in.”

July 17, 2012 in Promotional photography

Nothing funny or interesting about any of this… boring salad ingredients…

…nuts… bottles of fruit juice… peppers… …celery… definitely nothing to laugh about here at all… might as well just delete this photograph and… WAIT A MINUTE! COMPUTER, ENHANCE DOOR 3 SHELF 3! Back in the game.

July 16, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Kick him in the face!”

“Woo, yeah! Now stamp on his fingers while he’s on the floor! Hee hee hee! Now drop on his ribs with your knee! Yeah, hahaha!”

June 28, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Roll up! Roll up!”

“Next demonstration at 11.30am, everyone. Bras, pants and trousers included this time. See them emerge clean at 12:55pm. Children get to set the dial for 50p.”

June 27, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Washing machine inspection, Susan!”

“Still a few faint stains around the neckline, but that’s OK as it’ll only get stained around the neckline again later today. PASS. Fold it and put it with the rest. NEXT.”

June 22, 2012 in Promotional photography

Samsung Miscellaneous pods

Stylish storage space for up to 32 assorted items (small) or 16 items (medium).

June 19, 2012 in Promotional photography

“…but even all this new technology can’t stop you losing the odd sock!”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” Copyright Michael McIntyre 2012.

June 14, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Channel 4, Channel 5…”

“ITV3, BBC4, any of the music channels that come as part of your package, E4, BBC1 and BBC2, Channel 4, Channel 5… it can do pretty much all the channels.”

June 13, 2012 in Promotional photography

Guess the FUNCTION of the THING

We believe this scans the faces of webcam users and checks them against those on the sex offenders register, giving parents a sense of security when their 13-year-old daughter is taking her first steps out into the world of live internet video chat.

June 12, 2012 in Promotional photography

“Basic laundry protocol, Jennifer…”

“…states that you should never put all of your jumpers in the washing machine at the same time, otherwise you will indeed end up being cold. And no, you cannot snuggle up to me. Your physical presence continually nudges my elbows and makes using the internet slightly awkward.”

June 8, 2012 in Promotional photography